Marketing: Learning with some fun

How the different kinds of marketing can be defined having a tinch of fun. Let's see......................

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you say:
He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you
open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops
it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry
me?"
That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you
and say: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?"
That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will
you marry me?" and she goes with him.
That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" And your wife arrives.
That's restriction for entering new markets

Contributed by: Mr. Mukesh Kulshreshtha 

                               NIS Trainer